Bus Thoughts

2010-12-17T14:53:00.009-08:00

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2010-12-17T14:53:00.007-08:00

like freaks are our eye bro

2010-12-17T14:53:00.005-08:00

ing standin between us lookin normal or

2010-12-17T14:53:00.003-08:00

m reminded that the only th

2010-12-17T14:53:00.001-08:00

Bus thought:Lookin out across the bus I’

2010-11-18T06:08:00.001-08:00

Cheese stinks so who cares if someone moves it! Come on people...

2010-11-16T15:16:00.001-08:00

There's a grasshopper stuck 2the window.How awkward is this?He's dyin lookin @ me like I can do somethin while I'm left 2 stare@ him.Awkward

2010-11-15T15:13:00.001-08:00

Bus thought:Why'd they name them Shetland ponies?Were quarter horses already taken at that point?Would have been easier to remember is all.

2010-11-14T16:17:00.001-08:00

If a zombie was bitin u wouldn't it b more like gnawin since they would b toothless?Bet it would sound like a chihuahua attackin a pillow...

2010-11-09T15:00:00.001-08:00

Bus thought: just noticed that the guy on the crosswalk sign has no feet or hands... Yet he becons ME to cross? I don't think so.

2010-10-19T06:12:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Just co cocked a fly... Wonderin why anyone would evr actually want 2b a fly on the wall?I mean really,what'r the benefits here?

2010-10-07T04:37:00.001-07:00

Optimism: I'm not going bald... I'm just going full faced!

2010-09-28T18:58:00.001-07:00

Sure It's fun making faces in the window of the train to pass the time... Until you realize your stopped & people can see you.

2010-09-16T16:04:00.001-07:00

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2010-09-15T17:43:00.001-07:00

Beef Pasta Hamburger Helper mixed with diced hashbrowns... Thumbs up or down?

2010-09-15T06:05:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Cab driver casually tries to sneak into the share a ride line to pick Uo a rider... Nice try... Next!

2010-09-14T06:09:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: it's one thing for my leg to fall asleep but if starts snorin it could just get plain embarrassin...

2010-09-14T06:05:00.001-07:00

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2010-09-13T15:06:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Push button to for this stick man to moonwalk?

2010-09-13T07:03:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: push button to moon walk?

2010-09-13T06:12:00.001-07:00

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2010-09-10T06:02:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Nervous the bus odor will stick 2me 2day.Like a pungent combination of cat pee,grease &sweat. Combined w no AC & u got something

2010-09-03T15:21:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Why is it that someone can open a snickers on the bus but it's considered rude if I ask them 2 share?Thought sharing was polite?

2010-09-03T05:53:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Could it actually be Elvis elusive Narcoleptic Filipino cousin? I'm getting an autograph when he wakes up!

2010-09-02T15:02:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Keep askin woman speakin n2 bluetooth if she's talkin 2me.How many times till she's annoyed? Ahhh the correct answer was 5...

2010-09-02T06:01:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: bored and looking for something to do this weekend? Just saw this ad that may help! Boredom solved.

2010-09-01T05:55:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: No... All I'm sayin is you don't take a Mucinex DM right before you spend an hour on a bus is all.

2010-08-31T06:15:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: well someone finally stole my ID... I gotta tell ya I was beginning to feel a little left out.

2010-08-26T15:34:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Wha? No I'm not eaves dropping on the conversation in front of me (pfft) I'm second hand listening. Totally different.

2010-08-26T15:15:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:If buses played snow cone truck music,would ne1 chase the bus?Could prolly raise the rates & swindle more kids come 2 thnk of it

2010-08-26T06:08:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Ok...I've feigned interest in this conversation about this guys job for 15 minutes now,I think it's time 2 let him off the hook.

2010-08-24T14:52:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Lookin @ the guy nxt 2 me & ponderin...what happened that made that 1 nasal hair 2 go wild? You've been hurt haven't you...

2010-08-23T14:44:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Alright today I get to sit next to "Ashtray Man" narrators voice booms and echos. Can't wait to hear what he has to say!

2010-08-23T05:43:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:So when an older woman dates a younger man she's a "Cougar" but if an older man dates a younger woman it's a "mid life crisis?"

2010-08-19T14:40:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Is it really so hard to believe my chair "could" make that kinda noise? Sheesh

2010-08-19T06:22:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Mosquito made the ultimate sacrifice by kamakazein me but not before causin me2 slap myself n the face publicly...Well played

2010-08-19T06:07:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Are you a monkeys uncle? What is one more question u should be asked at the gas pump before u can fill up. Correct!

2010-08-18T07:29:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: curious if I would have named any of my kids "Nikita" would they have by default ninja and mercenary skills?

2010-08-17T14:51:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Imagine how awkward it must have been 4 the poor Japanese exchange student who introduced "Kancho" 2 the U.S.The first time...

2010-08-17T05:53:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: I only wished I had worn socks when I stuck my foot in my mouth this time...

2010-08-16T14:53:00.001-07:00

Idea: Lightning rod umbrella... Perfect gag gift.

2010-08-16T14:23:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: It's often a challenge waiting in line for the bus pretending no one else is around...

2010-08-12T15:05:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Just thought of a new super hero name for the woman next to me "Captain Condescending".She's been better than u since 1962.

2010-08-12T14:56:00.001-07:00

Idea: "the Go Go Chair" designed for those folks that drink lots of coffee or water & lose productivity by frequent bathroom trips...

2010-08-12T05:56:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: curious if Metro has a sense of humor? So If I shoe polish "for sale $900 obo" from the inside... Ummm

2010-08-09T14:39:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:U ever get so bored that all u have to do is see how close u can get your finger 2 the persons eye next to u until they wake up?

2010-08-09T06:08:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:NE1 heard NEthing bout Dodge Chargers?Left Buick parked nxt 2 1 tha lookd pretty fast.Can they b trusted or should I be worried?

2010-08-04T15:23:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Could use some really good dramatic cinematical theme music for my intense out the window stare right now...

2010-08-04T15:08:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: so who came up with the spitting image? Really? I don't wanna look like ne ones spitting image. That's jus naaaasty (Cleveland)

2010-08-04T06:05:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Considering a new greeting to replace the dated"whats up?" What about"hey Mr Green eyed monkey jack" someone says that u listen

2010-08-04T06:02:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:So u think sharks are all lovey dovey eh?If thats the case why don't we have a show called Shark whisperer then?Huh what's that?

2010-08-03T06:14:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Is it innapropriate to pimp smack someone after seeing Volkswagen beetle or am I well within my hazing limits?

2010-08-03T06:11:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: trying to assess if I'm plum,plain,flat or MC Hammer broke and which us worse?

2010-08-02T15:19:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: wished I could hack the LED sign... I'd make it scroll "can't go below 55mph or bus will explode!" ahhhh

2010-08-02T15:07:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: To bad bald spots aren't like designer moles...

2010-08-02T05:58:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Look all I'm sayin is that if your gonna name something "flying squirrel" then it needs an arch enemy! That's all...

2010-07-30T16:57:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: So... Who agreed to put an "A" in seafood and call it an "E?" that ain't right! Man if I was an "A" I'd be "pissed!" right now!

2010-07-30T16:48:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: I think most people don't listen to their gut because they don't understand what it's sayin... Least I don't...

2010-07-29T15:15:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:So Is it hair on your face or golf equipment 2 assist goats get the ball off the ground 2 increase the distance in their drives?

2010-07-29T06:16:00.001-07:00

Do you have any idea how un cool it is to trip while you are pimp walking in downtown Houston? Hard recovery...

2010-07-28T15:14:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: i believe this dude next to me tryin to see what I'm writing is convinced I'm writing something bout him!

2010-07-21T05:54:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: ok fine I'll admit it... There's a little part of me that actually enjoys cutting people off... I dunno why? Ya happy now?

2010-07-18T11:16:00.001-07:00

The world according to Rylie... It tastes like bacon.

2010-07-15T17:02:00.001-07:00

Had an ugly face contest with a big ole dude at the gym today and won!!! (kArate kick YES! )

2010-07-08T06:41:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Guess if I'm gonna be depressed I hope it's a tropical one... Eh

2010-07-07T15:34:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:I will oftn mumble words together so bad that I dont evn know what I just said.Im glad ppl still give me a courtesy laugh though

2010-07-06T06:12:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Just had a visual of what a buck toothed vampire w an over bite would look like... ( haa ha Nelson Muntz )

2010-07-06T05:53:00.001-07:00

Bus thought/Idea: What if i got a handicap symbol tattoo'd on my forehead...theoretically would I always be able to get the best seats?

2010-07-01T05:44:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Ever wonder if aliens ever made a flick where humans all look the same and try to conquer their planet?

2010-06-30T06:02:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:I wonder if kidnappers ever considered maybe going w a red or blue van perhaps? Maybe get some windows ya know?Just a thought...

2010-06-30T05:52:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:U ever get upset when ur driving because someone hits the crosswalk button? I'm like what's gives u the right!

2010-06-29T15:07:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:why would ne1 wanna work their butt off?Do u have ne idea how funny u would look w o a butt?I'm sure I'll find out n bout 30 yrs

2010-06-29T05:44:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:We need a 3rd nostril for emergency use only. Kinda like the emergency lane 4 when traffic Is jammed! I smell invention hey...

2010-06-26T09:37:00.001-07:00

Youngest daughter turning 7...Just felt some old age tryin 2 stick 2 me... I was like get off get! off of me! ( me swatting at my shoulder )

2010-06-24T15:05:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: so ZZ top described a sharp dressed man... Can u imagine what a dork this guy would be today?

2010-06-24T06:30:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:why is it that everyone can push my buttons but I can't push my own? Doesn't seem fair...

2010-06-24T06:24:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Ah nothing says I'm cool quite like "the sprinkler". Uh uh uh and a ch ch ch ch ch

2010-06-23T06:19:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Wondr if the mockinbird has evr abused its authority as Texas official bird?With power like that i bet theres some corruption...

2010-06-23T06:12:00.001-07:00

Wow even in the car the ole ya got somethin on your face works! Hello I'm a stranger. U never wipe ur face if a stranger tells u duh.

2010-06-22T18:44:00.001-07:00

Fogo De Chao:Pouring out a lil wine for all the my cow homies that dutifully gave their life 4 my meal tonight.

2010-06-22T14:23:00.001-07:00

To my iphone autocorrect... "Who do ya think ya rrrrrr!" but I mean that in my Scotty from Star Trek voice.

2010-06-22T06:02:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:so ya want "the whole 9 yards" isn't that really like classic under achievement?

2010-06-21T06:15:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Watching some1 step on n ant for amusement just reminds me how good it is 2b at the top of the food chain

2010-06-20T12:16:00.001-07:00

I'd ya want someone to smell something stinky 4a cheap laugh don't go "ah omg" just b4 u ask them to smell it. Just sayin...

2010-06-17T15:31:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Wonder if my lawn ever grows tired of the same cut? Maybe I'll try and fade it or maybe a faux hawk!

2010-06-16T17:59:00.001-07:00

Just wrote a sad song bout my fridge goin out while I was on vacation wanna hear it here it go!

2010-06-14T17:35:00.001-07:00

So if u wanna go skinny dippin do u technically "have" 2b skinny?Don't worry Ma I brought a suit :)

2010-06-12T06:32:00.001-07:00

Officially on island time!

2010-06-10T14:14:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Reading emails over someones shoulder ok...but asking to read someones email over their shoulder is apparently not ok? Rules bah

2010-06-10T06:29:00.001-07:00

Idea: Needs to be a ground traffic controller for people texting while walking to avoid collisions.

2010-06-10T05:56:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: I'm just glad my pants don't bulge like my socks do if I put em on wrong...

2010-06-06T21:06:00.001-07:00

Do celebrities develop alter egoes because the first one just gets so big it has to morph into two?

2010-06-06T11:15:00.001-07:00

Remember that time you innappropriatlly clapped after prayer in church because you drifted off for sec! Lol

2010-06-06T09:28:00.001-07:00

Strict9...Bad. Strict8... Not so much. Cheers!.

2010-06-04T06:15:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: Lookin at this guy makes me wonder what it must have been like if you were that first human to walk around upright? Awkward...

2010-06-04T03:25:00.001-07:00

Lol remember that time you thought the Shetland ponies were quarter horses

2010-06-03T06:13:00.001-07:00

Bus thought:Thinkin how humiliating it must b 4 this chigger 2 return 2 the woods w fingernail polish.Will probably b exiled or something...

2010-05-28T16:41:00.001-07:00

Ugh... My car just got gangsta tagged by a pigeon.

2010-05-28T16:16:00.001-07:00

Bus thought: glad I don't have a scrolling LED sign on my fivehead that says where I'm going... "Bathroom Bathroom"

2010-05-28T06:12:00.001-07:00

Getting stuck behind a slow walker in pedestrian traffic I'm trying to thinking... Hmm what can I do that's the equivalent of a horn?